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christmas 2006!

Fuck, I think I gained at least 10 lbs these last two days. DAMNIT. It's been a nonstop eating fest for me. Fricken WHYYYYYY.

Emperador Christmas:
Christmas Eve Evening. My cousins are weird and crazy. I was hella tired. I think in all the pictures I've got those red eyes. But yeah, my Nanay made all the girls and women wear these Mardi Gras beads, hella funny haha. Cute. It was a hit with the gifts this year. We got my dad this chair massage thingy and my Nanay made everyone try it. And they called me today and told me to buy them one. Hah. My Nanay liked the gifts we got them. Sweaters. Very impressed she was. When she opened hers she said "Wow....SNOW WHITE." hahaha, who says that?! My auntie gave me a glass of wine, so I killed mine and then went back and killed my cousins. Haha, then I was so tired I knocked out while we were waiting for present time. The guys were playing Pusoy forever, so I fell asleep on the couch. They stayed forever, I was just trying to stay alive. My cousin Jason was hella laughing watching this one episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and made me watch with him. He's hella funny. Angelina was hella cute as usual. My other cousins and my sister were upstairs trying to come up with things to send to Post Secret. haha...and those bastards kept putting me on blast asking me where my alcohol is. My sister and her big mouth.

Cabanayan Christmas:
I woke up at like noon because I was hella tired. I kept drooling haha...and I got a text in the morning from my coworker (not that one) and it was hella long I got confused by what it said but it said something like "I was going to get you a gorgeous present I saw in the window but I realized it was my own reflection. Merry Xmas." Fricken A. All I did was eat at this party. Oh geez. The guys let me have some beer, i had 2, and at the end of the party I opened one in front of my titas and they started going crazy. I was like, fuck are you serious? I could probably drive drunk better than you can drive sober. Oh well, they have no idea.

Played Taboo. I still fuckin suck. One of my words was felt, and I was all "It's a material kids use in projects" they guessed CLOTH, so I was like "when you're emo, youre...." they guessed EMOTIONAL, "yeah, what's another word for emotional, it means you have a lot of..." they guessed FEELINGS..."YEAH, BUT IT'S A CLOTH AND IT'S PAST TENSE!" I'm brilliant.

Man, my titas were going nuts when I had that beer. They're like "VANESSA NO." haha...blah blah blah in our family blah blah blah. Not my fault we got problems. It's not like I'mma follow. Well anyways, whose ass drove home? ME. My dad was plastered hahaha, I love drunk dad. He was hella funny, he kept smiling. In the car I told him on my bday I bet I can drink more than him. Then my ma started freaking out saying "Vaness, your dad is not a bad guy. He only drinks at parties..."blah blah blah. OMG, I WAS JUST SAYING. Yeah I used to drink to make dad mad, but dad never got mad! Haha sheesh. Now I drink because it's fun and I'm just trying to have fun too. Goodness. Cabanayans=party killers.

I think I get my drunkeness from my dad and my worriedness from my mom.

Anyway, fricken December needs to go. Too much food! AGHHHH. And too much work!

Pictures some other time. I love my family. Even when they don't let me drink alcohol. I love them more than beer. And I can only say that about a few people in my life.

Merry Christmas everyone.