standing up for you.

Tireddddd. My body is rebelling. For what reason? I DON'T KNOW. My cousin theorizes that I'm just a robot. I'm a military unit. And that it's hella cool. thanks, Manong. I always knew it. Maybe I am. That would explain the strange tick I get at 4 o'clock each morning that wakes me up. And the malfunctioning. I just need an oil change! I'm like my car! Which needs an oil change...and a car wash.

I was 12 minutes late to work this morning and so I left like 17 minutes later. Haha. YESSSS, FIVE MINUTES MORE OF PAY!! Shooooot me. Guhreat. I didn't do shit. I was tired and lazy.

Then went out with Manong to get stuff for his bbq. How fun. Amazingly, when we went to Bevmo, I didn't buy anything. YUP. Call it restraint. Or maybe I just don't need it. YOU DONE ME WRONG, ALCHY. You son of a bitch. Ok, ok, I know I just done myself wrong. FINE. haha...

So...now going to Maureen's house for Thanksgiving dinner. yeah, so I'm sacrificing Kappa this time. This year I'm sacrificing Kappa. Because I moved home to be away, so I gotta learn how to be a-fuckin-way. No one needs me anyway. Then maybe gonna stop by my Manong's house for an oyster and awkward conversation with twenty-somethings. Sounds good to me.

I'll send you my love with a dozen roses.

You know what they say...The world is your oyster. Well, where's the fuckin beer?