the impression that I get

OOOH, FUCKIN CLOCKS!!!

Never had to, but I better knock on wood, because I know someone who has...

Let me tell you about my manic morning. So I fuckin woke up, snoozed my alarm until 9 o'clock. My parents were still home since they didn't go to Tracy last night (they're going tonight), so I was like FUCK. Grabbed my work clothes and crept to the bathroom. Took a quick shower, and they were STILL home. Crept back to my room. Got ready...fuckin freaking out because my lip ring...should I just show them???? I like my downsized ring. Makes me feel cooler. hahaha...so yeah. BUT THEY'RE STILL HOME! So I finished getting ready hella early, and I could hear my dad. He seemed to be getting closer. So I freaked out. I impulsively pulled the ring out...but then I was like FUCK IT, but then I couldn't put the ball back in place. SO I WAS LIKE FUCK...walked to the bathroom and locked the door. Took the lip ring out completely, then ran the retainer under hot water and put it in...I was surprised that it stayed in place with that weak ass rubberband. Fack.

When I left, I saw my mom yelling to my dad at the top of the stairs, so I bypassed her and said "Going to work. Bye." "WHAT? NO HUG OR KISS? WHAT ABOUT YOUR DADDY?" FUCKKKKK MAAAAAAAA....So I gave her a hug..."Miss you..." Oh goshhhh nooooooo...then I go downstairs and my pops is on the phone. I hugged him "Going to work now, dad." Then I proceeded to walk away...but then my ma yells at my dad again to give me money. So fuck...he was close enough to see the retainer so I just covered it with my hand...AWWWW...."Just ten, I just need to eat, pop. Thank you, dad." OHHHHH GOSHSSHSHSHSHH...

Made it out alive.

Fuckin got to work at 10:12 but I was supposed to be there at 11. So I wasn't hungry but I was bored so I went and got some hashbrowns. Sat in my car and ate them like a pathetic fool. 10:23? Too early...went into the mall decided to go to Target to buy some shit for my lip. BUT I GOT LOST IN TARGET...Because they're renovating it. Bastards. So I was like FUCK THEN...went to Starbucks and sat down until my shift, until I see Alex walk by. WTF? He's not working today, I think to myself. So I sit and finish my coffee...then walk to FYE, it's almost 11. WTF...David is there...I thought I was working with Valerie and Tessa? He's like "You know you're not working today, right?"

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?? DAVID, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????

Yeah. I am.

FUCKKKKKKKK....ALLL THE WAYYYY AND I WAS EVEN EARLYYYYYY....FUCKKKKK...

So I just stood and chatted with them for a while...it's been a while that I've been able to work with David. I miss that fool. And Donald too unbelievably. haha...Alex is just a jerk. So I drove home...called my pop. They're not here. I have a SUNDAY OFF!!! YAYUHHHH....So...that's my story.

And it's only 12:32! It's supposed to be 11:32! Fuckin DAYLIGHT SAVINGS. Geez. Good day to you all!

edit:
Ma saw it. Hah...but it was more comical than painful. So...I guess it's alright. She doesn't talk to me like I'm going to hell. So...woohooo....YAYUH. Spring buhhhhreak!