back in the game

"Hey Alex...why don't you...go back to Brokeback Mountain"
-muahahhaha..

What a jerk. Fuckin hate working with Alex he always has to be an asshole and make asshole remarks about stupid shit he doesn't know. I hella gave it to him today and I saw him getting mad because I was hella right. That's what you get, asshole.

Uhm...that's all. hah...Hi Spring Break. So far...fuckin scared! Tell me WHY I got my lip ring DOWNSIZED. why!!! OMG SO DUMB. Fuck. Well I bought a retainer so I have to switch it out, which is a fuckin waste...of this ten dollar downsized ring that feels hella cool. hah...

Man I gotta stop eating...this whole "competitive eater" thing isn't going to work for me. I can't fit in my Dickies no more. Whack.

Spring Break sucks. hah. It's going to be rainy. I have a doctor's appt and a dentist appt, both of which...well...if you know me, you'll know why I dread both. Gotta take Geraldo to the DMV...fuck. Hand me a beer already. WAIT. I'm fuckin poor. Hah.

Well...alls I gots to say is...HAVE A GOOD ONE EVERYBODY.