one, now.

"You look skinnier...are you on drugs?"
-Cousin Bryan

Monica: How are you doing?
Dcruz: Walking.

"Rosanne."
-Noemi

(Puts on hat)
"Do I look like I'm from the city now?"
Me: "Actually...I'm from San Jose."

"Mr. Costello...that fool's hella old."
-Cousin Gerald

"Don't eat too much sausage and french fries."
-Tita Edith

Two days...in one ear...stuck in front of the other.