reduce the risk.

MANNNNNN long ass day! Fuck, so I woke up early, of course because I was cold and realized I was almost naked. Yeah, then I remembered I had to drop off my cousin Gerald to Mission, so I called him, and he said Manong was going to do it, so I called Manong and asked him if he was going, and he said yes, so I told him I'd go with him. But I stayed in bed feeling sick, thinking "In five minutes I will go and take a shower." But then I kept visioning the ride to Mission with Manong and it made me feel sicker, so I laid in bed with my underwear in my hand, deciding when my stomach would settle enough to take a shower.

Whatever, I just called Manong and told them to go without me. So I laid down more, and waited to feel better, but I didn't, so I said "Shit, I'll just go yak then." So I went to the bathroom and yakked straight when I got to the toilet, ugh....I hate yakking the day after. So after I took a shower and all that, but i couldn't find my keys, and i didn't remember where I put them, so I just hid out in my room just in case my parents found them in the door and were goin to yell at me or somethin. My mom came in my room to tell me we were going to Valley Fair or Gilroy. I picked Valley Fair because Gilroy is too damn hot. So Mom, Dad, Christine, Mary Rose, Bryan, Gerald, and I went to Valley Fair. The cousins and I walked around for hella long, hella bored. Then when we got home, we chilled for a while, myspace, email, blah blah blah...then we went to Manong's house to have dinner and go golfing. So for dinner we had Togo's at the house, and we watched White Chicks, which was pretty funny, though I've seen it hella times already. By the time it was over it was too late to go golf. So we watched TV for a while, and then came home at around 10.

OH YEAH, best part of the day. On our way back from Togo's this fucker cut me off, and I almost hit him because he didn't check his fuckin mirrors before he decided to change lanes. So I gave him a little beep and we could see the fucker in his mirror laughing. So when we went, my cousin Bryan was like "Manang, catch up to him, and I'll flick him off." So I drove hella fast up to that fucker beeping crazy, and when we caught up to him, Bryan and I hella flicked them off and said FUCK YOU, it was fuckin classic, it looked so cool and shit, there should have beena camera...and then we hella cut them off, and then drove out the rest of the way to the house.

Yeah bitches, that's how we do. Be very afraid of my cousins, and when I'm with them...oh man. WE CRAZY. Butchuknow, that's a family thang, dont' fuck with us, WE'LL KILL YOU SUCKA! :)

oh man. GOOD SHIT, GREAT SHIT.