i just want you to feel beautiful.

MAN. No more drunk dialing. Take that shit away from me. You know I'm no good...I am so sorry, for angry messages, for bugging anyone, for calling...so sorry.

Bits and pieces:
--Why'd you shake the Sprite Dcruz?
--"Once upon a time I was fallin in love, now I'm only fallin apart."
--Our tv show.
--Crazy Vietnamese gangstas...pump up that Vanilla Ice. Pump it up!
--"You're hella drunk fool, I saw you swerving!" "I was looking for a CD..."
--Blacenta, Magenta, Niagra, Vagina (who came up with those???)
--Service man coming up out of nowhere!
--Noemi...gutter? DRINK THAT SHIT!!!
--Dcruz, gutter? DRINK THAT SHIT!!!
--Barbara, gutter? DRINK THAT SHIT!!!
--Me? Gutter? Fall on the ground and then DRINK THAT SHIT!!!
--Dude who knew that when you cross the line, it's greasy? That's kinda gross.
--Spares, good thing no one got a strike.
--Stomach ache.
--Noemi thanks for driving, I don't even remember you leaving, man.
--Dcruz, why did I call you? And did I make a fool of myself?

TODAY.
--Woke up at 10:30, and I was in my bra and underwear. WTF. I think I was too lazy to find my pajamas, or maybe I was in the process of finding them...then I passed out.
--Yakked a little bit. Just liquid and acid. MmmM tastes so good.
--Then I took a shower.
--And I haven't eaten nothin, because I swear I'll yak again.

But, I have a message for Dcruz. Dcruz, next time there's a send off for you, make sure I don't get drunker than you.