Showdown.

I want an Apple iBook G4, 14.1" screen. I want it. I want it. I want it. That's the sexiest machine ever. Man, oh man. Yeah... I've been laptop researching, and it had come down to an Apple iBook G4, a Dell 700m, and a Vaio S-series laptop. Have you got an opinion? Personally, I'd love to get the iBook.

Today, we went to Ikea and Gilroy. I got new "kicks," as the hip kids call them. And a "grandma sweater," as the hip kids call it. I also went with my little cousin to puke in a Wal-Mart bathroom while we were eating lunch. MmMmM lunch. I ate it all anyway, baby. I've got this gut. I hate it. Everytime I try on a shirt, man...the gut. Its all I see. And the thighs...and friggin' A. Friggin' A. Anyway, then we went to Ikea and I got some dishwear, a rug, a lamp, and slippers.

And I wrote letters to my roommates. They all say the same thing, but oh well. I don't know how to personalize something I don't know who to personalize it to. So booty. That's right, booty.

Party on.