Solemn vow.

I am making this solemn vow that one day, one glorious day, I will write for SPIN magazine. And it will be finger-lickin good the stuff I write.

Thank you for witnessing this momentous occasion.


Okay. I basically did nothing today but run a couple errands and buy lots of lottery. And I lost for all of you who are wondering if your friend will buy you a car. Barely matched any numbers.

Bitches and hoes, this is me going out like a champ.