The Great Vanessa

My sister asked me to write her an essay on ME for one of her assignments. Here it is:

My older sister Vanessa is rad. She is currently a senior in high school. I, Christine E, always smell. She is rad because she always listens to good music and takes me places when I need it. She plays the guitar like a rock star and is the life of all our parties. When she picks me up from school she asks me how my day was and I always talk to her about my boring days and my annoying crushes. ____ sucks.

Her friends are cool too, even though I may be an ass to them sometimes. My sister takes me to cool places, like to get burgers, burritos, or Jamba Juice. The things that totally makes her so rad is that she is too crazy. Sometimes its annoying, but other times its a welcome break from stress and makes me laugh. For all these reasons, I really value my older sister's company. Also, she is way sexier than I am.

Good, huh?