He ain't got a girlfriend/ no one to sing this song to/ he's gotta settle down/ if he meets that special girl soon

--MXPX "Chick Magnet"

Dude. First time I ever ate Sushi tonight. Call me a loser all you want, but I have to tell you the truth even if it inspires more jeering. My family does not eat out. I mean, when my parents want to eat out, we go to a cheap Chinese restaurant or Hometown Buffet. So now you know. I have no idea what food is. Really. Which is why I only eat cookies and I find myself with a little bit of a belly right now. Tsk Tsk.

Homecoming 2003. Senior Year of high school. And who cares, I'm not going. I don't enjoy dances. I just don't. I mean, maybe when I was in middle school, but I'd rather just go to see a good band or something. Or stay home and listen to my music and sing along. I can't do the hip hop dance music thing. I don't get it. I'm not putting it down, but I don't know. I have to be in a mood to get into it. Those days are behind me. I have a feeling I'll be a very boring adult with a huge collection of books, music, and movies. And maybe cats. And of course...no love life. Because I am the epitome of the destined-to-be-a-hip-geeky-loner, and I'll probably be something as equally geeky like a scientist or a employee of Kinko's. Although, I don't know how I can go from an honors kid to a lifetime employee of Kinko's. But yeah. Whatever. This is my life. I hope you're having fun, that makes one of us.