Hey hey now.

I should be: writing my Plato Paper.
Currently: 0 out of 6-10 pages finished.
Thesis?: sort of...
Why the fuck didn't you work on it?: I did, asshole. Geez. I was just reading Plato's Republic over, because I didn't get it the first time. And...I got distracted. Can't help it. Shit happens.

So I'm fucked up the ass. I know that I'm probably going to have to do this at 3 o'clock in the morning before I go to school on Monday and it will be half-assed and I'll probably get a D. I'm stupid. So right now, I promise, I will get one page written at least. ERRRRR.

I don't know what to write about because I slept most of the day. I did though, think about, What if my life were a movie, like the Truman Show? I think it would be funny because weird stuff sort of happens. Well, dorky stuff, is more accurate. Like, the other day when I walked up to my front door, I saw this spider web, and then I walked past it and in front of my door there was a spider hanging from its web and I was standing there for five minutes thinking about what I should do. So I took a slipper and smacked it when it landed on a plant. Then I went inside the house. The end. Or like the other day, I was driving and I was thinking about what a jumpy person I am, and then this car came out of a court and I totally jumped in my seat and I tried to play it off like I was dancing because I knew that the other driver totally saw me jump. The end. Or how about when I go to pick up my sister from her school and there is always this unspoken battle for the closest shady spot and the bitterness is so thick you can sense when a parent in his or her minivan is scorning you. Recently that spot had been claimed by the junkie-looking ice cream man. That fucker. The end. But yeah. Lots of interesting stuff that I guess is only funny if you had been there.

I will work on Plato now. Goodnight goodnight goodnight.

Oh yeah, P.S. Like I said I would, shout-out to Nishi and Mary =) Hey you two.