Tomorrow will be a great day, I know it. You know how I know it? I know it because I also know that today is Thursday. Meaning tomorrow is Friday. And you know what happens every Friday? I get sexed up by this super-sex-hot-machine. Yes.
Okay, fine, no. But still, Friday is a good day. Good day for some lovin'. I'll stop now. No school! Whoooohoooooo! I tingle in anticipation ;) That was a joke. That means you should smile. Because I know you don't laugh.
DUDE I can't stop eating. Today when I came home, I had some pancit (for all ya'll filipinos), two bowls of Cheerios, and some chips. Can't stop, man. Maybe its some hormonal thing. Maybe I'm pregnant. First pregnant virgin since biblical times. Nah....not me. Anyway, I'm developing this fat midsection. Lovehandles and everything. The works. Its so depressing. I mean...fuck. I need to go running. And maybe do some cardio kickboxing. You know, I would do that, but having some buff trainer in my face while I'm sweating like a pig just isn't enough to get me there. I'll probably just starve myself or eat cereal all day or something. Its what it always comes down to.
I want to end with something warm and cozy. But I can't think of anything warm and cozy. And everything that I end with seems cold. Well, I better let my sister come on right now. See you gusy later.
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