first attempts.

this is my first attempt in a long while to be cool for you readers... sorry, i ain't got shit.

i'm on a three-day rampage. can you guess why? good-fucking-job. you're a fuckin' genius. when the rampage comes around, i always seem to use the f-word profusely. so fuck fuck fuck. alright. helps me feel calm. so....what to say? i don't know. all i have are my days, and i pretty much didn't do anything today----

BUT i did watch this filipino movie with my cousin. its called duplicado and its about these long-lost twins separated at birth, kind of like sister, sister, but with filipino guys, add a little bit of those comical jackie-chan-like fighting scenes, and sex. wooohhhhahaha the sex scenes are funny. oh my friggin goodness. like, they show the kisses right, and they show like the whole trail. kissing from the lips->neck->chest->stomach->somewhere the camera does not follow. hella funny. and there isn't any moaning like these films we have here. thank goodness though, whenever there's moaning i get worried my mom will walk in and think i'm watching porn or something [but i don't watch porn, promise]. but yeah. and its so predictable and stuff. it seems like in every filipino movie there's a fighting scene. its so weird. like in comedies, there would be a fighting scene. in a romance, there would be some sort of fighting scene. in a drama. there's just no end. BUT I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE SEX SCENE. man...blame it on the rampage.

so i'm too fuckin' lazy to type with the appropriate capitalizations and such, so don't fuckin ask. i've been sleeping pretty early lately.

i got to see my newborn cousin today. she's so cute. she's all chubby and she smiles a lot. my grandma's funny too. she just is, you have to meet her. you'd love her. really.

apparently delahoya was ripped off in that fight tonight. go figure.

i found my andover frisbee! yay!

went walking around at night with my mom.

oh fuck. i hate my body. i'm all fat and stuff. so i really hate me for eating so much. but blame the rampage! i swear, i could not stop eating today, and right now i'm going to go downstairs to eat some good stuff. but yeah! so chubby. ahhh, i can't get used to it. i mean, my thighs are so big. and my stomach sticks out. the only good thing i got out of this was my ass. it's pretty hot. hahaha, no really. check it out. that's a hot piece of ass. nice and round, baby. wha-what-wha-what, yo. =) the best part of me? the ass minus the thighs.

so basically today i:
--watched people have SEX
--checked out my ASS

how cool am i?