Oh, by the way

Oh shithouse, I hear there's going to be another Indiana Jones movie. Friggin' goodness. People need to stop with these sequels. They kill it. Can't we just accept that Indiana Jones got old and had a brief stint telling people stories in a museum on that TV-show "The Young Indiana Jones." Just leave it at that. You can't really top his previous success. Plus, Harrison Ford is over 60. What the hell are you going to do? "This action-packed, long-awaited return of Indiana Jones will follow our hero through the peril of retirement homes...and the evil ex-nazi in the next room. Because Indy is big on saving the world from nazis. As we saw in the trilogy." Damnit.