My life's to-do list:
--Watch an encore of the premiere of The O.C. on thursday.
--Jump out of a plane...oh wait, I feel the need to specify. Jump out of a plane with a parachute on.
--Write a novel, even if it doesn't get published.
--Finish college.
--TO BE PUT BEFORE THE PRIOR: Get accepted to a college.
--TO BE PUT BEFORE THE TWO PRIOR STATEMENTS: Graduate high school.
*How about we put this in no particular order? Okay? Okay.*
--Join a punk band.
--Have a horrible, melodramatic break-up with the said-prospective-punk-band. Then have a reunion tour.
--Buy a swiffer sweeper, because I hear they work really well.
--Live on my own, if only for a year.
--Travel
--Get married.
--Buy a pick-up truck because those are just too cool. And buy a cowboy hat to go along with it. I'll look like the weirdest fuckin' filipino girl ever.
--Have a job in which I have an office to decorate. Because I'm thinking bright yellow walls and sky blue furniture. What? Not professional, you say? Pshaw! Who needs a "professional" surgeon anyway? (just kidding, I don't want to be a surgeon.)
--Learn how to cook.
--Learn how to bowl like my mom. Its like "whassssssssup?" the way she does it. Its like the ball just meets the floor and then it spins to the pins perfectly, and she mostly gets spares.
--Run away...not literally, but just to go away alone and just stay away for a while...you know, to clear this cluttered head.
--Change my hairstyle. Hahahahahaha. Sometimes I'm so funny I find myself laughing in front of the computer all alone.
--Learn how to take care of kids. Maybe when I have them, right?
--Have some kids of my own. Minimum three. I have the names all picked out and everything and I'm just hoping that my future husband is kind enough to like those names too [translation: you fucker, you better let me name my kids what I want them to be named.]
--Buy a leather jacket. According to Dylan, everyone should have one. And plus, they would be great on my motorcycle rides.
--Learn how to work a Harley. Then...ride it.
--Be a good mother to them kids.
--Be a good sister/cousin/daughter/granddaughter/niece/aunt [to be added when time comes: wife/mother]
--Do my best to keep my faith and live morally, you know when it counts, not anything like cheating in Mateer's class, because who really cares about that, I only did it because everything in that class was tedious.
--Take a philosophy class.
Yup, that's pretty much...hmm, not all of it. You just get a taste of it, kids.
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