If ya think I'm sexy...

Just so you know, that's not really a question, I just got it from that Rod Stewart song that my sister downloaded. Because, you know, if it were really a question, then I'd be freaked out by what you people would answer.

There isn't anything on TV and I never was very interested in the Teen Choice Awards. I don't really care who the best athlete is according to Teens because I know its only going to be because that athlete is cute. And they get a surfboard. For being cute. And being an athlete. So yeah. WHATEVER. OH yeah by the way, I know its going to be Kobe Bryant, so yeah. Okay>....

I was talkin to my cousin who is in Seattle at the moment and he went to see this healer and he said that all those things that our parents tell us (filipino kids), like those superstitions are all according to the healers in the Philippines and we should listen to them. So I'm officially pissing my pants right now.

HMmm let's see, what's interesting? oh shithouse! Do you realize that school will be resuming in about three weeks? DUUUUUUDE. And I still don't have any college-ruled spiral notebooks. Went to K-mart last night and to my astonishment (but really not) there weren't any. So the epidemic has not just hit Target, it has also hit K-mart. This is abysmal. So last night I really got a kick out of writing that to-do list. I don't know what to add. Hmm:

--Buy my parents his-and-her Mercedes Benzes. Haha, but good God, they deserve it. I'm going to cost them so much money. And you know, no one likes to be indebted.
--Invent something. Like a color. That'd be amusing.
--Become a writer for Television Without Pity because the reviewers are just too friggin' funny, you know?

Oh man, Queer Eye is losing momentum for me. Bring John back on.