Bitch is gone.
Okay, I'm back to my usual repressive self. Its a temporary goodbye to that spiteful bitch that was visiting for a few entries. Anyway, what's up with the weather? Can someone tell me? Oh wait, Spencer Christian told me last night on the 11 o'clock news. Apparently, there is moisture coming in from the Gulf of Mexico. There is a High front going clockwise to the east of us and a Low front going counterclockwise to the west of us. By the weekend, the Low front should continue to move westward and carry away the moisture along with it. In other news, what contributes to the Return of the Bitch is the fact that she could not find her Off By One yesterday. I, taken hostage by the wrathful woman, was witness to her rampage. She destroyed all organized anything in her path, looking for Off By One. No such Off By One was found. However, Off By One was found tonight to both our satisfaction. All is well in Vanessaland. And the scary wrathful bitch has retreated to her home deep inside of my soul. We're signing off at 11:11 in the PM! That's it for tonight. Stay tuned for Vanessa-not-Peter-Jennings again tomorrow night.
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