GENTLE GLIDE TAMPONS

Yeah, you read that right. Tonight my cousin was talking about how it was degrading to was to watch those tampon commercials, and I just unleashed my inner-feminist. Because I actually don't like feminists, because they're so whiny and they oppress themselves by bringing lto ight the little things that actually do not imply any sexism. Damn. Like those PETA people trying to rename Hamburg into Veggieburg. Fuck them. That's stupid. What right do they have to change a WHOLE TOWN? Stupid shit.

LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:01 PM]: tampons aren't degrading
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:01 PM]: men are just ignorant
Cousin [9:02 PM]: no
Cousin [9:02 PM]: gentle glide?
Cousin [9:02 PM]: what kind of title is that
Cousin [9:02 PM]: what if a little kid watched that commercial
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:03 PM]: uh...its descriptive
Cousin [9:03 PM]: and then they asked their mom what does glide mean
Cousin [9:03 PM]: what kind of stir in the family would that create
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:03 PM]: that's easy glide means to slide
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:03 PM]: that's dumb
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:03 PM]: glide doesn't mean it fits well in a pussy
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:04 PM]: glide just means it slides
Cousin [9:04 PM]: i didn't mean that
Cousin [9:04 PM]: i know
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:04 PM]: slides*
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:04 PM]: not slide in a pussy
Cousin [9:04 PM]: then what?
Cousin [9:04 PM]: where does it slide into?
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:04 PM]: you're just taking it all in the wrong context
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:04 PM]: he doesn't have to know that
Cousin [9:04 PM]: ok
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:04 PM]: because they dont' talk about what it slides into
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:04 PM]: and why would little kids watch friends?
Cousin [9:04 PM]: you are soo literal and practical
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:05 PM]: they usually target these commercials accordingly to the age groups
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:05 PM]: and the age groups to the shows
Cousin [9:05 PM]: o
Cousin [9:05 PM]: ok
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:05 PM]: a tampon commercial would not appear on disney or nick
Cousin [9:05 PM]: ms. practical
Cousin [9:05 PM]: gtg
LyRiCaLLyiLL 1 [9:05 PM]: no, you make it sound like women don't have the right to have these commercials, when YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS BLOOD COME OUT OF YOUR GENITALIA

So anyway, my sister just invited me to come downstairs to drink milk and eat a pop tart. Heck yeah! Haha. I just wanted to blog this because I realize that its funny the type of language I used. And I'm not trying to put my cousin on the spot, I just got kinda angry. Sorry.