Ew. Gross me out.

So. How many days were we on break? Uh, that would be eight. What did I do? Hang out, watch TV....Did I do anything constructive? No...but you did eat lots of cereal in place of otherwise fattening foods!...Is that good enough? No...damnit. What is missing? Homework. Working out.

I have not done homework. I was supposed to do it yesterday, but I went out to rent and that took an hour, got home at 10 o'clock. We rented Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Friggin hilarious. Its hella funny. Its about sadism and masochism, not exactly sado-masochism, but hey, whatever. Rent it if you don't mind watching sex/masturbation/nudity. Geez, I make it sound like porn, but I swear it isn't porn. At least, it has a much better storyline. Haha. Its interesting. And weird, but that's why I like it. Its weird funny. Its different.

Dude, a week until prom. I'm not stressing, because hey, I'm going stag. I don't need to look good for anyone but me. Not that I won't look good, because, baby, I promise you, you will have something worth staring at.