[Clever one-liner goes here]

Before I go to bed, I always get good one-liners. Then when I am in front of the computer screen, keys at my fingertips, its all forgotten. I'm melancholy today. I don't know why. It could be that I used most of my energy yesterday. It could be that I am so fed up with everything. It could be that our president is a selfish idiot. It could be that innocent people will die soon. It could be that my mind has become so redundant I must escape.

So, war, eh? What a dumb guy we have running our country. Let's just all go to Canada. I mean, what does Bush know? Bush, you think that you can fix the mistakes your father made? You think you can compromise the lives of others on a hunt for one man; a man whose life is not worth that of an ant? Or that you're pissed off about gas prices, so now we have to go to war? What is the point of all this? Its a match. Bush is tired of sitting around, he's bored, he's an idiot; he decided its time for America to show its muscles.

I think I hate myself. Is that good? I'm such a fuckin failure. Now's the time to think about what I'm going to say to colleges. Why are you so special? Why should we let you in our school? Why? Good question. Why? I honestly don't know. Because, hi, I'm Vanessa and I'm the oldest grandchild on my dad's side and the second oldest on my mom's side, and they expect me to go on with my education. I can't do a handstand. I can't even skip rope well. Double dutch scares the shit out of me. I'm not in any clubs. I'm a poor leader. An even worse role model. I don't do anything but watch television, which is the only thing I am fairly good at. That and cramming for tests the night before. I can honestly say that some teachers eat my bullshit like cake. But I'm not who you're looking for. You're looking for that other girl in my Chem class or that one guy in my history class. Talented people right? Well-rounded? Well, I'm horribly lopsided.

Ah, I rant. Rant and rant. I'm going to duct tape myself to my wall. Because I don't want to move. I just want to stand and watch time roll on by. Howdy there, Time. There you go. There you go running. I haven't been much self-destructive lately. I'm going to find my Chi. Laterly.