Should

I should have titled yesterday's entry "Friday I'm In Love." If you're a The Cure fan (like Punk Rock Josh is), then you know the reference.

I should have woken up earlier today to watch the Saturday toons. I miss that.

I should have watched Third Watch from the beginning.

I should have just asked for a new car.


Anyway. I'm pretty bored. My thumb is so friggin sore. Its like...my thumb gets more exercise than I do. From straightening my hair. That's retarded. When I say that I can't squeeze, people will ask why, and then I will have to give them the honest, unadventurous truth. "No, I didn't do it while I was repelling off the side of a mountain while trying to get away from spies....Or from doing so much weight-lifting that my hands began to sore...Not even from falling off a trampoline...the truth...is...that...my hand got all cramped up....from...STRAIGHTENING MY HAIR." Ahhh....so retarded. Of all the things to get me immobile. Its like breaking your leg from slipping down the stairs while you were dancing to a Michael Jackson song. People would expect you broke it playing basketball and taking a bad fall or in a street fight or something...but no...it was the King of Pop. You are a victim of your stupidity. Tsk Tsk. How sad....