Ryan is the best

Trista is a pretty smart lady. Picking Ryan. Dude. She had me for a moment. I ran downstairs while Charlie was descending his steps, I seized my wallet, pulled out a ten dollar bill, threw it to my mom and said, "What a hoe!" The bill is now in my pocket because she is smart and did the right thing. I was kinda disappointed though, because I thought that she was a hoe and that Ryan deserved much better. I guess, though, if this is the real stuff, this is a good thing.

Dude, I think I gained 5% body fat in the last five months of school. Son-of-a-bitch school. GRRRRRR.