Runaway runaway

Ten things I have to do before I go crazy:

1. Jump out of a plane.
2. Jump off a bridge in ice cold water.
3. Write a novel.
4. Become a ROCK STAR.
5. Get a credit card to supply my addictions.
6. Find a pimp.
7. Lose 20 lbs.
8. Nevermind, I don't want a pimp. Let's just settle for a puppy.
9. Buy a really big expensive car.
10. Learn how to speak five million kagillion languages like Indiana Jones.

Maybe I should do all this while going crazy.