Punk Rock Me!

If I ever start a punk band, the first song that I will ever write will be entitled "Whirlwinds of...Fuck, I stubbed my toe" Egh, on a whim. So gee...I'm really bored. Bored out of my friggin skull. I'm listening to my new Uncontrollable Fatulence CD. Its all punk rock. I don't think I've ever really listened to so much punk rock. PUnk rock songs about partying fucking hard, starting federations, anarchy, and punkhood. I tried to go to sleep to this CD last night but it made me crazy. I was going to throw something at my stereo, but just turned down the volume. I need something soothing to put me to sleep. Like Vince's voice =)

I got the funniest letter in school today. It was about joining a beauty pageant for smart chicks. I was like, "Oh my gosh, are they stupid and blind?" What a cruel joke. It did not stop me from laughing my head off in Calculus when I got it though. Hahahaha. Its just fuckin funny. Who can imagine me in a beauty pageant? Do you hear that? Crickets, man. Crickets. That's right. I hope I don't get anymore mail like that in the middle of class. Why don't they just send it to my house?

I remember when I used to blog three times a day. Nowadays, I'm too fuckin lazy. I'm too fuckin punk rock. Vince is too fuckin sexy (its okay Vince, its not your season). You must be too bored to be reading this.