I'm so disappointed in you...

Dear Mary Kate and Ashley,

I just finished watching your new movie When In Rome. I'm sorry to say, with a good solemn shake of my head, that I did not like the movie. You include--for the first time--an Asian dude, but you do not really include him much in the story. Instead, you have affairs with these funky dudes that aren't even fly. Tsk Tsk. I shake my finger at you. Shake shake. You should work on those love interests. Give me something worth watching...like Vince Carter...no, nevermind. He's mine. Anyway, I genuinely disliked that movie and would burn the tape if it wasn't Blockbuster's. You two are now on the same level as the Backstreet Boys in my book. Don't make anymore movies. Please.

Your...disappointed viewer,
Vanessa E.