What the hell happened?

When did my blog become an album? I didn't notice. But I was requested to do some shouts, so here ya'll go I'm gonna shout you out:

Loan, here is your sexy Chris Webber. There was a sexier picture of him, but I couldn't load it on my computer. Sucks. =(



I wanted to put a picture of him and Bibby hugging, but that wouldn't work either. I thought it was worth a laugh to presume stuff.


Mary:

A conversation I had with Mary today:
(Girl passes by)
Girl: EW! Did you just see that? There are porn cards on the ground!
(Mary and I peer down to see as we walk. I didn't get to see.)
Me: What is it man-porno or lady-porno?
Mary: Man-porno.
(I grit my teeth. The idea of checkin out some porno cards with pictures of dudes's schlongs is a bit stupid, dirty, retarded.)
Mary: They're not even fine, either...not like firemen.
Me: (laugh wildly at the firemen part) I'm going to quote you.

Originally, I planned to post a picture of a hot fire fighter on here, but I was lookin for some pictures and found nothing. ::shrug:: They're all pictures of middle aged firefighters with mustaches putting out fires in full uniform instead. Oh well. Sorry, Mary. I know you were looking forward to seeing a sexy fire fighter. But here...



He helps. He's a very sensitive person. Talk to him, go on. Who can be intimidated by his sexy look?