What the fuck?

So I logged on just now and noticed that half of my fucking blogs are italicized. What the fuck?
I was out driving with my pop and I realize I can't change lanes. What the fuck?
I can't help eating chocolate all of a sudden. What the fuck?
It's cold. What the FUCK?
My computer is slow. What the fuck?
Almost mid-terms. WHAT the fuck?
Failing Calculus. What the fuck?
I'm now down to $25 in my pocket. WHAT THE FUCK.

Don't even try to tell me I'm not fucking poetic, because I wrote this shit sober. I deserve a fuckin award. Do I sound hostile?