Ten things that should be said to a girl at some point in her life...(inspired by my sappy cousin and his love situation)
10. "You are beautiful."- this is essential..especially if you are a gentleman. Dudes, if you don't think this is important, you are fools.
9. "Don't leave..."- call it some sort of complex. I don't know...it sounds nice.
8. "As you wish."- Yes, quote The Princess Bride.
7. "The rain has stopped."- Can you picture this? Sitting in front of the window on a dark winter day. The sound of the rain obliterated in the air. You are left standing; everything remains with the smell of the air. Rain is rad. Unless you're wearing flip-flops in the rain...especially if they're those cheap Old Navy ones...
6. "You look sexy."- Okay, we've covered that lovely shit with the "You look beautiful" thing, here's the other part. There isn't a need to explain or discuss with this one.
5. "Let's discuss some books."- hahahaha that's a personal one.
4. "I hate Immanuel Kant."- Oops, another personal one ::giggle::
3. "We don't need the world."- I've never heard that one said, I just thought of it right now as I remembered The Fountainhead. They surpassed the world. That's a romantic notion, right? Oh wait, I think I remember..its in a Hippos song "Forget the World"
2. "Let's grow old together."- this implies marriage or long-term committment. Who dreams of such things? You friggin lunatics.
1. "I love you."

Five things that should not be said to a lady...
5. "Girl, you have 'stache like Hitler."- Sure try it if you want your ass kicked by her dad.

hmm...can't think of anymore...you got some? post em on the comments board.