I'm a liar. Don't be my friend.

....but I like to think that this is a good kind of lie. I was reading other people's blogs (people I don't even know, but they are so funny, like interns (haha)), and they have contests. Fuckin believe that? That's genius. Here's my contest, okay?

If you have a joke that you think will tickle me pink and make me laugh my sillies off, send it or leave a comment. Winner gets a sexy mix (CD, sorry I'm not old school enough for the mix tapes). Rock on. Let's see who actually participates.