I want to be punk rock, baby

Sitting here all Veteran's Day, downloading punk songs, I only have one thing to say: I want to be a fucking punk. My sister just gave me a "look," like I have rabies. Hmmm....that's really all I wanted to say. Tomorrow you will see me with a mohawk, a metal rod near my eye, fishnet stockings, and maybe a skirt (if you're lucky). I hope you were aware that that was a joke. Hahaha. I'm laughing. Are you?