The Giggle Wars

And the award for Comedy of the Year goes too...(drumroll)...Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. (Crowd cheers and whoops, standing ovations, maybe even flowers being thrown at the feet of the beautiful Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman, not to mention hilarious Ewan McGregor). Just saw that movie. So funny. My favorite part is when they are frolicking in the meadow and then you see Anakin come out riding this friggin elephant/pig/rhino looking creature and then he falls and Padme (Portman) goes to see if he's okay and he rolls over laughing. Classic. Corniest thing I've ever seen. So, George Lucas, take a bow because you're a genius. You're pure genius. I'll try not to cry. And even harder...I'll try not to giggle next installment.

The Breathing Wars
When you hate the world, isn't it hard to breathe? More than that though, its even harder to want to breathe.