Adventures of the Retail Kind

Today we went to the Navy Exchange located in Moffet Field. I woke up at 8 something on a morning I didn't have school and left the house within a half an hour of that time. I felt like shit. I looked like shit. I ate this shit cereal for breakfast. Anyway...yeah...that's how it was.

When we got to there, it was a game: who could find a cart first, gets the cart. People were real pricks about it. We asked nicely, I swear, but they were really stick-up-the-assers. So it took us a real long time to find a cart. I also saw Maureen (hey! =)) there. That was cool. But then,...I looked lke shit. Ooh well. So I purchased the Queens of the Stone Age CD, and it kinda scares me. Some of the songs are scary. I'm afraid to sleep to it...Anyway, keeping with the adventure here...so here we were and after all those purchases, the van was not quite as loaded, so we went to another store. I spent time with my little cousin in the fitness section. It was funny, we were trying out all the equipment, and I have come to the conclusion that I must workout and stop eating so much because my thighs are getting LARGE, no kidding. So when we left that store, the van was pretty packed. We all had to squish. However, it did not stop there since we went to the commisary. We all said we wouldn't buy anything, but we did. So, on the way back home, I had my head rested on a tin can full of popcorn, squished next to my cousin, whose head I could not see behind the big plastic bag that she carried on her lap.

We were hungry by then so we decided to go to Jack. It was my sister, my little cousin, and I. Walking there, we saw this bum sitting on a couch left there for Goodwill to pick up. Anyway, he looked scary, so we tried to walk fast. The two scared little girls I was with started the nervous giggling and fast steps and screaming. Omg I wanted to smack each of them in the face twice. Mr. Bum sat up from his couch just to look at us. I'm sure he found it amusing: two potential rape victims and me, the hostile companion. Yeah, bitch, don't fuck with me. Yeah that was it.

For dinner I had a hot pocket and tater-tots =)