5 Reasons KaZaA can kiss my ass:
(To be read as if kazaa were a real person)

1. You bitch, why won't you let me search for my favorite bands like Staring Back and Long Since Forgotten? And then when I do, it says "Search finished without any result." Do not lie to me, bitch. Do not. I know you have my songs.
2. You are so friggin slow. I'm thinking of killing you off my computer and sending your ass back to the stupid internet superhighway or whatever. Hit the road, bitch.
3. We were so happy together, you and I. I was so dependent on you and the songs you supplied me. We could have had something special! You done gone ruined it...bastard.
4. So many fucking pop-ups.
5. STupid. Stupid. Stupid.

As you can see, I am feeling some hostility towards Kazaa because it will not let me download my songs. Kazaa is stupid.