Top 5 People I HATE For Not Helping Me In My Life*

5. Mr. Pascual: What a mean, mean man.
4. Pete from Smallville: This kid is like the most annoying, big-headed kid that's ever existed. Well, he's right up there with...
3. Junior from My Wife And Kids: that other annoying, big-headed kid. He's so stupid on that show it makes me wanna cry. I just wanna try to compress his head with my fists to make him seem normal.
2. Ms Daniell: I hate that fuckin bitch. People that fuckin mean and arrogant should not be able to be teachers because they don't help at all. And why would she wanna be a teacher? As retaliation for all those times she was teased in high school? Guess what, you fuckin bitch, you're still being made fun of.
1. I don't know. I guess I'm reserving this spot for someone special.

*I was just thinking about making a list. I bet Santa has a hate list. But, I'm not insane and I'm not going to go out for these people. That's stupid. Damn snipers. I'm way to morally conscious to do such a stupid thing. I have a stomach ache.