Things I realized while watching MTV:

1. LL Cool J is cut and hunky
2. What is up with that Mario kid? His nostrils are so fucking big it looks like he can stick his fists in there. And that new song of his? Braid my hair. What the fuck is that? Who sings about braiding hair? Stupid kid.
3. What happened to Carson Daly?
4. Is it just me or is The Real World getting sluttier and sluttier every season...
5. They don't play good music.