Story Time:
Today my sister and I were waiting in the car for my parents to come out of the stinky oriental store so she came up with this brilliant idea to make up 1 minute stories. Here's one by her that I thought was hilarious:

"One day there was this nun who was like, training to be a nun, 'cause she wanted to be a nun, right? So all of her other nun friends were like, 'OH NO, what are we going to do with her?' and then there was this new father guy and he had SEVEN kids! [sounds suspiciously like that friggin Seventh Heaven] and he was getting married with this other woman. And the other nun was like, helping him with his kids. And then he was like, 'You know what, I don't really love her!'- about his fiancee. And then--"

I cut her off with, "My turn!" and proceeded to tell her the story of the haunted rice that talked to me and then I fell in love with it.

I love story time.