My Top 11 Movie Quotes (in no specific order):

"Man is like a banana: strong and firm, bright and phallic and he's protected by his all important shield. But when a woman comes along, you know, she see's this bright, phallic beast and she wants it but she's not happy with it the way it is - she wants to see what's inside. So she starts to peel away the all important shield. First, she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your passionate side, then she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine side and she keeps peeling and peeling until your left there, buck naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. That's when she grabs her knife and she starts to cut away your manhood, piece by piece, until their having your cock in their cornflakes." (The Brothers McMullen, 1995)

"Life is a storm my young friend, you will be basking in the sunlight one moment and shattered on the rock the next." (The Count of Monte Cristo, 2002)

"The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N! (Dazed and Confused,

My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for Doggy Style. (Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - 1996)

Look out there and tell me what you see. Nothing. Nothing piled upon fucking nothing. It's like fucking Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here!" (SLC PUNK!, 1999)

"Maybe I didn't really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we're all just hurling towards an acropolis, in which case it's not your fault. I'm been thinking about all these things and....you're probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing -- about the letter. NUKE IT, FLAME IT, DESTROY IT -- it hurts me to know it's out there. Later." (Say Anything..., 1989)

"You think I'd talk to a dog? Do you think I'd ask a dog whether you are good or evil? Do you think I'm some sort of backwoods weirdo with a barn full of skulls and knives I sharpen every day in anticipation for Armageddon?" (A Life Less Ordinary, 1997)

"I've loved you since i was eleven... and the shit won't go away." (Love & Basketball, 2000)

"...no, she's a hoe cause she sends her coochie through the mail." (Love & Basketball, 2000)

"It's a trip, you know. When you're a kid, you see the life you want. It just never crosses your mind that its not going to turn out that way." (Love & Basketball, 2000)

"What I don't understand, is how'd you get the zipper all the way up?" (There's Something About Mary, 1998)