Friggin Cows

Yesterday, as I was routinely opening up my cup-of-noodle package, I saw the craziest, most disturbing thing. A picture of a friggin cow on the lid. Okay, its beef flavor. Okay, beef is cow. Okay, why the fuck do they put a picture of a cow on the package?! Are they repelling customers?! Do they hate me? I find this so agitating...I have half a mind to write a letter to the distributors demanding one good reason why they have a friggin picture of a friggin cow on a package of noodles! That's like watching a chicken get slaughtered while you eat some KFC...those damn sadistic noodle people (no, I'm not referring to the Chinese...). I suspect the damn creators of Seventh Heaven. They're getting all Hindu on us, eh? I thought it was a Christian show!