Back to the Creek: Back to the future+Charlie Brown/Dawson's Creek Fan Fiction
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The crazy, white haired doctor stood next to the lamborghini in pride. His eyes were fanatic. Charlie, Ren, and Linus were speechless. Who was this guy? Weren't they just in Charlie's front yard? Where the hell did this old white guy come from?

Ren was the first to speak. "So, Charlie, nice camera there," her voice was seductive to Charlie Brown's ears.

"Thanks. I like to make films."

She giggled. "So do I."

But Charlie didn't know what she was truly speaking of. He didn't know that she had already been to Hollywood; that she failed and had to sell her body to crusty, old men. In fact, the old doctor was her best customer.

Linus looked on with eyes of envy as they flirted. That blanket had no purpose to him anymore. There was no turn-on here. He didn't have an erection to cover, damnit [idea by Alex]. Usually, whenever he was with Charlie Brown, he'd have to position the blanket directly in front of his croch. Charlie Brown was oblivious to this. He just thought it was because of the music the played. Hey, Barbara Streisand can be sexy!

Ren Linley looked at the crazy doctor.

"Ren!" he called. His eyes darted like crazy. Linus took a few steps back, thinking maybe the old man was on crack. "I need to use you and your friend in an experiment. I'll pay you."

There was silence. She gave him one of those why-the-heck-did-you-say-that-you-stupid-old-fart? faces. He shook his head in disappointment, realizing his folly. He slipped her a twenty.

"Sure, we'll do it, Doc."

The old man leaped in the air like a friggin leprechaun. Linus and Charlie jumped back. It was then that they realized the crazy dude was on crack. They noticed a gun in his pocket. It bulged out like...like...[let's not be vulgar here] a fat ass wallet. They watched in horror as the geriatric opened the car door. Inside, they noticed, were a cigarette butts, some clothes, and a few empty beer cans.

"Damnit, Ren!" the doctor screamed. "What did I tell you about taking the car out?"

Her face reddened. "You always say, 'Pick up the dirty draws after your appointments, you whore!' Sorry, I forgot."

He shook his head. "I want you three to Go back to the future..."

Oh no! Will Linus kick Ren out of his territory? Do you think Ren has VD? If so, do you think the Doc does too? That's wrong...What do you think the future is like? Stay tuned!