my attack on "seventh heaven"
how can you tell me those kids are the kids of a baptist minister? okay, first of all you have this long-haired guy who wants to be a doctor and is a bit of a womanizer. then you have this girl; she's an athlete, she seems okay but underly she's actually more fucked up than anyone can imagine. next is this little person that's supposed to be a teenager (?) and she's a little hoe too. she's all datin guys left and right like big sis over there, going from the astronaut from n*sync to some dude living in their house (gasp!). then you get junior jigolo simon. what am i supposed to think with that flippy blonde hair, leather jacket, and that stud in his ear? am i supposed to go, "oh yeah, definitely, what a nice boy, that pastor's son?" lastly, you have ruthie. she seems well, but you can tell already; she's the mastermind. its a conspiracy. she starts it all. but telling robbie to move out of her room, she was actually saying, "crawl into someone else's bed, you maggot." this is horrible. if folks call this a family drama, slap me in the back of the head and call me "joan". what the hell is their dad preaching to them? who's ever heard of a liberal christian minister? crazy, i tell you. if i were you, i'd rather go and watch something more wholesome with the family. like the osbournes. =)